I pondered calling this one "Sex, (White) Lies, and Muck Logs" but I think that's a bit long for a filename. It happened in the park BTW. (And the guest had just appeared.) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guest1 says, "does anyone know any popular adult sites anywhere on here?" Sparks says, "Get a life, Guestie. :D " Raindance murmurrs, "Sure do Guest1, but how about waiting till you get a character and hunting them down yourself?" Dieter hiss-growls, "Try a search engine, G1." Shakarovar laughs...wow... Shakarovar rumbles softly, "Yeah G1, a is for apple :P" Guest1 says, "Well, Raindance, I have a friend that has a character on here and she's the one who wants to know." Siege wuffs, "So let *her* ask, Guest!" You chirr quietly, "Well generally people who are old enough to go there are old enough to find them." Dieter hiss-growls, "She is incapable of using a search engine?" Guest1 says, "she just started and not many ppl want to help her out, so no she doesn't know how to use a search engine" Raindance murmurrs, "If she has a character here, she can ask herself. She does has fingers to type with, yes?" Raindance murmurrs, "Unless she types with her nose, and I'll bet that's a real bitch to deal with." Fearless LOL! Shakarovar looks at Raindance, "Did you /eat/ her fingers Rain? I told you, only Brains ;)" Raindance pokes Dieter. "He's talking about sites here on FM." Shakarovar laughs. Raindance LIKES finger food ;) Siege wuffs, "And she can't ask helpstaff?" Dieter hiss-growls, "All she has to do is type wa #adult, unless she's not @ageset in which case she can't go to them anyway." Sparks says, "Just type 'wa' and look for places with names like 'the Turd and Testicle', Guestie. :D " Siege suggests using whereare. You chirr quietly, "Or look for stars (*)" Shakarovar chuckles at Skunkie. Guest1 says, "alright, I'll tell her. She said she felt like if she asked, she would be bashed." Shakarovar hides the mallet. "no no no, not at all." Skunkie hmms? (She's serious, asterisks in the wa do stand for adult places) Raindance murmurrs, "She's probably right. She'd have to ask someplace other than the park." You chirr quietly, "Best way to find adult places is to ask at an adult place. Kind of Catch 22. Or rather 18+" Shakarovar grins. Sorry Skunkie, it's my mind...Stars and Adult sites. strange link in my head for a moment... Skunkie ahs. Yeah, um, right... Guest1 has disconnected. Guest1 has left. You chirr quietly, "And that was all the guest wanted? Duh." Raindance murmurrs, "SEX! o_O" Skunkie giggles. Sparks says, "Connected to ask for adult locations... 'for a friend'. :D " Skunkie nods. Very close one, I bet... Shakarovar nods...and I'm Qui Gon Jinn's beard Sparks. Dieter hiss-growls, "End of the arm, no doubt." Raindance murmurrs, "Sure! I often ask about adult sites 'for a friend'. I have so many of them than want to get in on online furry TSing." Shakarovar lol's. Sparks giggles at Dieter. :D Shakarovar rumbles softly, "Ah mr-hend? Dieter?" Rak'Arin snickers Sparks says, "What _do_ you get your paw for Valentine's Day, anyway? ;D " Raindance murmurrs, "Vaseline." Shakarovar chuckles. Shakarovar high5's Raindance. Sparks says, "Oh fudge. I need to get going. :( Take care, all. :) "