Kamida lilts, "pose or :" Mavra nods and points to Kamida. "What she said." Skunkie demonstrates. "Like this." Kamida poses the posing pose. Mavra smirks. "You poser." Blackclaw explains, "Fer example, you could type 'pose explains, "Blahblah' Then you'll see 'Cypher explains, "Blahblah." see> :) Cypher growls, "I see, thanks" Skunkie rummages through her purse and hands Kamidaan op-pose-um plushie. Kamida oohs! Plushie! :) Hobbesy says, "Plushie? where?" Neowolf wanders over from Cougar Boulevard. Blackclaw growls, "She's talkin' about YOU, Hobbesy!" Neowolf returns. "I was just figuring out how to create wrapped presents, using MPI." ( Look! A tiger! - A tiger? Where? -- Calvin and Hobbes ) Hobbesy ME ME ME! :) Hobbesy bounces Hobbesy says, "Im cuddly, you know :)" Kamida pokes her platyer, "behave. :)" Kamida pokes her player, "behave. :)" Hobbesy hugs Kamida Hobbesy says, "There.. a hug from a plushie to start your year off right Little one." Kamida hugs Hobbesy! Skunkie pokes her platypus, "Correct Kamida's typos." ;) Skunkie pokes her mon, "I choose you!" Neowolf yips, "I want to test something on you, Mavra." Hobbesy purrs happily. Hobbesy says, "Ah, hugs :)" Mavra is tested? "Ok, Neon..." Toast squeaks, "I generally just use exits. 2 objects. One for the box. One for the present. And an 'open' exit." Kamida lilts, "you did not play with bigears, 'my mad sientist kit for kids, did you, Neowolf?" Neowolf hands Wrapped Package to Mavra. Neowolf yips, "Not *exactly*, Mavra..." Mavra blinks at a wrapped package! "Oh! For me?" What you see is an 8' tall female centaur that has the upper torso of an Amerind with a slight asian cast around her brown eyes, blended with a brown-haired quarterhorse mare. The head, tail, mane (what you can see of it), and her four legs is covered in lustrous shiny black hair. She's currently sporting a banner that carefully covers her chest, proclaiming proudly [2001] across it length-wise. Blushing slightly from either the exposure or from the chilly air, her cheeks have a softly rose-colored hue. Remaining unshod, she works for a 'natural' look. Oh, you looking at me? Ok. ### She sees you looking at her! ### Carrying: Wrapped Package Toast hands box to Neowolf. A package wrapped in colorful red and green paper, tied with a bow, with a 'Do Not Open Until Xmas!' card. It smells vaguely of coconuts. (Use 'unwrap' to open it.) Toast squeaks, "Try 'open' Neo." Mavra Mavra unwraps the package... Neowolf hmms. "Need to work on that osucc..." Blackclaw wows! Two Marvas? Mavra blinks! [repeat Mavra's description - I looked at her again] Carrying: Framed Picture Kamida lilts, "@osucc automatickly fills in the name at the start. :)" Mavra double-blinks! A framed picture of Merv Griffin! http://www.brntwdmagazine.com/may-june-2000/merv/Merv.jpg Neowolf uh ohs. :) Mavra >_<;; Neowolf yips, "It was that framed picture of MG." Mavra RAMPAGES! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Neowolf yips, "She needs to be active, you see..." DAS_BooT laughs Mavra wraps Neowolf in celophane tape! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Neowolf oofles. Kamida eeeps and holds on tightly to Mavra. :) Blackclaw scratches his head. "Merv Griffin? I swear I've heard that name as well, but...whozat? Mavra puts a bow on top of DB! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" DAS_BooT Wurfs, "hey..I had no party to this! ;)" Mavra opens umbrellas indoors and spinz mice over her head to avoid bankruptcy! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Blackclaw whispers ter Neo. "Is she supposed to react like dis?" Mavra pays off credit cards with hunks of cheese! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" DAS_BooT laughs! "yes she is" Skunkie thinks she liked it. ;) Mavra paints DB in black and white stripes and Skunkie in polka-dots! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Skunkie eeps! Kamida wonders what Skunkie's first clue was? :) Toast eeps! DAS_BooT Wurfs, "ha! jokes on you my pants were laready in black and white "stripes"1 :P" Major_Matt_Mason tries to get into the spirit of things but utterly fails. "SOUPY SALES!" He grins weakly and falls silent again. Mavra dresses Kamida up in spandex tights, and declares her Skunky-Spice! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Blackclaw whispas, "But who is MG?" Zel chuckles,"Haven't heard that name in in in a very long time You chirr quietly, "Someone Mavra likes obviously." Neowolf yips, "Look at Mavra's Framed Picture." DAS_BooT laghs "ohh this is too much!" Kamida meeps? then she casts a spell that dresses Mavra in a ballerina dress, including parachute on her back. *MERV GRIFFIN!* :) Major_Matt_Mason says, "Merv Griffin = 1960s talkshow host = owner of Resorts International casino in Atlantic City. Gawd, I feel old." Mavra drags Toast back and puts him in Tibetan Monk robes and declares him a Taoist Toast! "MERV (diddly) GRIFFIN!!!" Toast woggles! Zel smiles at Major_Matt,"Ditto Mavra joins the Balshoi Balet Paratrooper squad! "MERV (pirouhette) GRIFFIN!!!" Lamar wonders if there is an Antidote to M*rv Gr*ff*n. DAS_BooT laughs!! Blackclaw hmms? Merv Griffin? Talkshow host? There was a griffin on the Hercules cartoon series who was a talkshow host..any connection? Mavra gasps and has a 'quiet moment'.... o.o;; Toast is beige. Blackclaw decides to investigate the mystery of MG. Major_Matt_Mason says, "Yeah, a punny tribute." Mavra rampages anew! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" You chirr quietly, "Beige?" Sslaxx chuckles and gives Toast a Beige Strawberry. Mavra changes Neon's name to Pastel! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Major_Matt_Mason looks up from his cards. "Looks like Neon's faded." Blackclaw ahas! Rampaging anew, eh, Mavra? Perhaps there IS a connection.. Mavra rearranges Toast's name to Stoat! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Sslaxx BLINKS! Lamar hmms... Hercules... Ahah, maybe the antidote to M*rv Gr*ff*n is... "Kevin Sorbo?" Blackclaw laughs! Neowolf yips, "Kevin Bacon!" Mavra adds to Hedly to Lamar's name! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Mavra adds Courderoy to Sslaxx's name! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" DAS_BooT laughs! Skunkie wonders if Mavra is going to rename FurryMuck next. Skunkie oops. Major_Matt_Mason says, "Now you've done it." Mavra b-bb-BLINKS! Lamar tries other names to calm Mavra... "Dick Clark?" Zel softly says, "Hi JanusFox" Mavra starts to.... 0.0; Blackclaw sez, "Niffirg Vrem? Mavra 0.0, DAS_BooT Wurfs, "umm...DUCK" Mavra whew's... and calms down... AS_BooT Wurfs, "nevermind" Toast murfles. Toast snugs Mavra! Mavra hugs Toast! Toast squeaks and hugs back! Kamida carefully closes the box, then puts it far away from Mavra. :) Mavra blinks. "What happened?" Kamida labels the box, never, never, never, show this to mavra. :) Blackclaw interrogat Mavra. "Awright, missie, who's this...guy who's name you seem to get estatic over? Hmm? Well? Spill yer beans! DAS_BooT Wurfs, "well you saw a pictuer of MEr....O.O Nothing..nothign happned" Neowolf wraps the package in brightly colored paper. Lamar hmms... He apears to have the discovered the name of the anti M*rv... Mavra says, "What happened to the package?" Mavra says, "Neon?" DAS_BooT Wurfs, "What package?" Neowolf yips, "Yes?" Mavra says, "Weren't you going to show me a package?" DAS_BooT Wurfs, "er what package?" Neowolf yips, "Oh, the test is over, Mavra." Neowolf yips, "Thanks!" Mavra says, "Hmm? What happened? Did I help?" Skunkie puts a Do Not Open Until Christmas sticker on the package and adds "3000" in pencil. Neowolf yips, "You were a great help.'" Mavra says, "Why are you pastel, Neon?" Major_Matt_Mason says, "De nada. :D" Neowolf yips, "Um, it's, um, fashionable?" Major_Matt_Mason says, "Neon got faded at a poker game. ;)" Mavra smiles and gives Neowolf a washcloth. "Here you go." Kamida looks atta skye, trying to look as innocent as possible when mavra sees her 'new' clothes. :) Lamar gets a small picture of 'Dick Clark', and puts it in small box, nails it to a tree, and puts a sign above it. "Break Glass in case of M*rv Gr*ff*n" Kamida lilts, "ooc mavra's ballerina dress and parachute i mean." Skunkie wanders off a bit to clean up before the paint dries. Neowolf wraps the package in brightly colored paper. Mavra smiles. "New gifts, Kami?" Blackclaw decides to look up 'you-know-who' on th' net. Neowolf washes himself. :) Mavra says, "Hmm? Who, Blackclaw? Maybe I can help..." DAS_BooT is still striped. :P Mavra looks over at DB and... blinks. "You are. Why?" DAS_BooT Wurfs, "umm...Pogo 'plaid!" Blackclaw is too scared to utter..the name. "You may overreact, Mavra. DAS_BooT Wurfs, "im in the mioddle of making new pants and i got carried away witht eh bleach" Mavra says, "Me? Over-react? Naahhh! Talk to folks around here, I'm rather blase', as a matter of fact." Kamida meeps? then she ewwwws atta spicegirl stuff. Sslaxx icks. Spicegirls. Ick. Mavra looks at Kamida on her lower back. "What are *you* dressed up as, though, Kami? Those are some odd gifts." Mavra says, "You look like a.. well.. hmm..." Kamida undresses herself and flings the spicegirl stuff in the toxic waste dump. :) Major_Matt_Mason says, "http://m*rv.com/home.asp" You chirr quietly, "Com home asp? "Come home as soon as possible?" " Mavra stretches. "Hmm... why do I feel strangely tired?" You chirr quietly, "long day?" DAS_BooT Wurfs, "jet lag?" Blackclaw growls, "Maybe because you wasted all your energy when you where reminded of 'whats-his-name'." Mavra says, "No, just as if... eh, nevermind." Kamida lilts, "merv griffin?" Mavra blinks! Skunkie eeps! Kamida lilts, "whoops! sorry." Major_Matt_Mason odears. Mavra RAMPAGES! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" MarkVega churrrs, "Matt Griffin?" Blackclaw arghs! "What have you DONE, Kamida?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!" Mavra gnis Mark up one side an down the other! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Lamar breaks the glass, and shows Mavra the photo of Dick Clark! MarkVega eefs and can't hear a thing now except this faint beeeeeeeep. @_@ Mavra admires the photograph and wraps Lamar in it like a giant present! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Blackclaw growls, "Merv Griffin had a series of overlapping careers in show business as a singer and band leader, then as a talk show host and developer of game shows for television. Griffin's career as a television talk show host was associated from the beginning with that of Johnny Carson, the reigning "king of late night talk" from the 1960s through the 1980s. Griffin's first daytime talk show on NBC began the same day as Carson's reign on the Tonight show, and if Carson was consistently rated number one as national talk show host, Griffin was for significant periods of time clearly number two. " Lamar yaps, "Drat... Maybe it wasnt Dick Clark then..." MarkVega shrugs his shoulders. "Erf.... who's Merv Griffin....oh." Blackclaw oops. He didn't mean to say THAT much. Really. Skunkie sweeps up the broken glass and throws it in the recycle. Mavra rolls Blackclaw in syrup and then in wads of two-dollar bills! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Lamar yaps, "Switch to Emergency M*rv Gr*ff*n plan B!" Telbert hugs you! Let's hope he doesn't squeeze *too* hard! Skunkie hides in the bushes before she gets painted again. Blackclaw ssz Huh?! I'm a pancake? Mavra grabs Skunkie by a hind leg and drags her out and over-make-ups her! Pretty! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Skunkie acks! MarkVega churrrs, ".........." Lamar hides behind a tree. "Run Away! Run Away! Run Away!" MarkVega churrrs, "You people are WEIRDO'S! >_<;" Major_Matt_Mason says, "And your point is?" Dragonoix flies down from the skies above and lands. Skunkie looks in a mirror and eeps! Not her colour at all! Mavra drags Lamar back out by his hind leg and rolls him in onions! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Toast eeks! DAS_BooT dives into Dragonoix! "Hit the Dirt!" Major_Matt_Mason says, "Hiya, D. Mavra's on a rampage." Blackclaw takes out a shadow-hammer. "don't make me destroy you, Mavra.. Dragonoix yikes! Skunkie hands MarkVega a pencil. "Shut up and draw all this! Or half of it!" Mavra dresses Major_Matt_Mason in a fursuit and fuzzles him! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" MarkVega mutters something and grumbles at Skunkie, before sketching something in a dark corner of the park. -_-' Blackclaw advises MarkVega to run away...run away, and never return... DAS_BooT Wurfs, "well ive got to get goin, I'd love to stay and watch teh chaos but ive got to be at werk :) seeya" Blackclaw swings th' hammer..."HAMMER TIME!" Major_Matt_Mason looks at himself in dismay. "Polyester? Sheesh, now I'll get all itchy..." Mavra picks gnits off of Mark and ties his tail in gnots! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" MarkVega shouts. "What'szo special about this Merv Guy? MarkVega churrrs, "His name sounds like a Nerf gun." You chirr quietly, "He drives centauresses crazy?" Lamar bahs... He dosnt like Onions! Mavra nerfs Mark and Dragonoix! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Major_Matt_Mason says, "Nerf gun. Of course!" MarkVega erfs ant takes Cover. Skunkie nerfs the griffin! Dragonoix aiieessss! MarkVega churrrs, "I wish Cover was here. But is Merv some kind of Movie star?" ( Cover eeps at Mark! "Where are you taking me?" ) MarkVega grins. n_n Blackclaw takes out a stun gun and aims at Mavra. @name me=Cover [password censored] Mavra rampages over to Dragonoix and calls Draco direct! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Cover takes MarkVega! Dragonoix arches his eyeridges o^--^o MarkVega eeps? "Cover!" n_n Cover watches everyone running for her, eeps and runs away. @name me=Skunkie [password censored] MarkVega churrrs, "Take Cover!" Blackclaw pauses. Is it right to shoot a rampaging centuar? Is it necessary? Major_Matt_Mason racks a round into his trusty 12-gauge Mossberg peepgun and, when Mavra turns, fires a round at her. "Eat marshmallow peep, lady!" Mavra boldly takes Cover where Cover's never been taken before! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" MarkVega churrrs, "Lady, use some tranqualisers!" Mavra eats peeps for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and MIDNIGHT SNACKS! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Major_Matt_Mason says, "Hm... That didn't go as well as I hoped..." Blackclaw decides to use courtesy. He takes out a black glove and SMACKS Mavra in the face with it. Mavra blinks. MarkVega churrrs, "Yay! She's quiet!" Blackclaw stares at his glove. "I can't beleive that worked." Mavra 0.0; MarkVega looks yp at Mavra..... MarkVega churrrs, "Is...is she gonna blow? o_o'" Mavra "@.@; MarkVega steps back. ".....Cover?" Mavra >_< "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" MarkVega args. "Feedback!" >_<; Lamar tries to un-summon the dark forces of daytime TV... "Ydrapej, Enutrof Fo Leehw, Niffirg Vrem, Niffirg Vrem, Niffirg Vrem!" Mavra grabs Blackclaw, stuffs him into a bodyglove, and tosses him into a sauna! "MERV GRIFFIN!!!" Blackclaw is feeling the heat. Get me outta here! Sslaxx releases Blackclaw. Kamida resques Blackclaw. Mavra blinks again, calming down.... Blackclaw stumbles out, panting. MarkVega churrrs, "Team Resque. n_n" MarkVega gives Mavra a little bottle. "It's time for your pills, dear." he whispers. Mavra whew's and rubs her face. "... what happened? Who's in the sauna?" Blackclaw hmms. Lost a few pounds there. Toast snugs Mavra! Mavra looks at Blackclaw. "You look awfully silly in that outfit." Lamar yaps, "See, this is what happens when you watch too many Daytime TV Gamshows, Talkshows, and Cooking Shows!" Mavra whew's again. "Egad, now I'm *really* feeling tired." Dragonoix pounces Mavra! Mavra eeps! Blackclaw stares at Mavra. "WHAT outfit?" Dragonoix puts a smiley face sticker om Mavra's forehead =) Mavra points at Blackclaw's wetsuit-sort of outfit. Mavra looks up. 9,9 Electro_Sun_Dog yodels, "Merv Griffin *sings?* ducks begind blast sheild..." Sslaxx hisses, "Mavra's gone, ESD..."