Alpha_X-ray wants her byke fixed.  She bent its forx an' wheels an' it's
 dangerous to ride now.  :(
Alpha_X-ray "Abracadabra!"s.  An' turns 'pani into a bike.  :D  *cycle*
Skunkie wows. Neat trick.
Skunkie giggles.
Tapani meeps at Affa?
Tapani thinks he needs his spokes straightened and tightened. He's
 incredibly warped for a bicycle... He gets BAD, DIRTY jokes to his mind...
Alpha_X-ray hops offa bike.  No way she's cyclin' with you now.
Sslaxx polishes Tapani's spokes.
Skunkie dismantles Tapanicycle's mind and polishes until it shines.
Tapani hmms. He has mind that is polishable without using hazardous
 chemicals?
You chirr quietly, "Well of course I had to sandblast it first."
Tapani hehs at Skunkie.
Alpha_X-ray purrs.  An' pokes a 'pani.
Tapani's player's bicycle got sandblasted a bit ago. They were sandblasting
 the balconies in the building he lives in. And forgot to nail the covers
 down. All the bicycles got a blast of sand on them.
Tapani tilts away from Affa's poke and falls on his side, wheels spinning
 forlornly along the ratchet.
M is reminded to clean his bike
Skunkie picks up the panicycle and leans it against a bench.
Tapani rings a bell at Skunkie, sounding thankful.
Tapani hmms. Then he snaps a spoke and transforms back into the incredibly
 cute teddybearish creature he is.
You snuggle Tapani!
Maxie says, "NALLE PUH!"
Tapani visits the kitchen to get another bottle of mineral water.
Tapani nopes to Maxie. He's not Nalle Puh, he's Nalle Fax, Puh's brother.
Maxie snickers.
( and some oil )
Tapani wonders if he can get away with that without explanation...
Tapani tousles Skunkie's headfur.
Skunkie grabs Tapani. "No you can't!"
Tapani drats. :)
Skunkie Waits.
You chirr quietly, "Well?"
Tapani okays and explains the joke. "Nalle is 'teddybear' in Finnish, so
 Nalle Puh is 'Winnie the Pooh'... Anyway, Puh is an abbreviation for
 'puhelin' or phone number, common in the instances where one puts it.
 Similarly, Fax is the mark of facsimile machine number, so Nalle Fax is
 Nalle Puh's brother. :)
Alpha_X-ray rights a 'pani an' baiwavies.  "Tara!"
Alpha_X-ray has left.
Skunkie arghs.
Tapani waits for Skunkie's eyes to glaze over, at which point he dyes her
 headfur light green with purple stripes.
Sslaxx grins.
Maxie just kinda grins.
Skunkie's eyes glaze under instead. Ha!
Tapani grins. NEVER ask me to explain a pun. :)
M giggles
Tapani wonders if people'd dare to listen to couple of dirty bicycling
 jokes he has now floating in the cess pit that passes for his mind?
Tapani nahs, they aren't PG13-rated, so they're better off the wordspace of
 the Park. :)