Oona starts to bleet like a sheep. 
Oona chirps, "You shave me, and I'll morph to a sheep and scream rape." 
Sachiel blinks 
Incenjucar says, "...I am not indulging your rape fantasies, thank you very
 much." 
Oona laughs. 
Incenjucar says, "Your other fantasies, however, are up for grabs. Now
 where's that Nair.." 
Sachiel chuckles 
Oona chirps, "Okee dokeee." 
Oona chirps, "Now that's just freakin' weird." 
Incenjucar blinks, "Ack, I start stealing towels and talking about shaving
 innocent, freshly-showered females, and look who shows up." 
Mjod'dis nickers, "Hello Sachiel" 
Incenjucar tiptoes behind Oona, too scared to make a crack at the view 
Sachiel blinks 
Incenjucar has a rational fear of kinky equines.. can you blame him? 
Skunkie blames Incen. 
Incenjucar says, "All I can say is, the next thing I get blamed for better
 involve handcuffs and whipped cream." 
Skunkie handcuffs Incen and tells him it's his own fault. Sorry, out of
 whipped cream... 
Incenjucar blinks, "Just promise me no cavity searches. I went to the
 dentist last week." 
Skunkie fehs. Silly player... 
Incenjucar says, "Er.. can you un-handcuff me now? I bruise easily.." 
Incenjucar rattles the chains, "This isn't my kink.. that I'll admit to.
 Bleh." 
Skunkie ties the key to Incen's tail. Good luck. 
Incenjucar was used as taco earlier, so doesn't seem to have much trouble
 twisting into a pretzal to get at the key, "Who needs luck when you're
 double jointed?" 
Skunkie smiles. 
( Next Trick- Incenjucar in an Iron Maiden ) 
Incenjucar has a belt of chastity to prevent that 
Incenjucar huffs and plucks the key and busies himself with the cuffs,
 "Now so long as I can get OUT of this position..." 
Master has arrived. 
You chirr quietly, "Greetings Master Fox." 
Master speaks, "Hi" 
( The Grand Inquisitor laughs evilly, "That belt don't effect the iron
 maiden" ) 
( Just say no to Golem Sex. ) 
Incenjucar arches a brow, "Typical. You -would- go through all this
 trouble just to get a good look at my ass. Well, dammit, I'm cramping!" 
Mjod'dis Straightens Incenjucar out. 
Incenjucar acks at Mjod and tries to hop out of her reach.. which really
 doesn't work well with one leg behind his head.. 
Master says, "I like them, they're silly." :P 
( *SNAP*CRACKLE*POP* ) 
Incenjucar winces, "I think I strained a few things I never use.. oy..' 
Mjod'dis shakes her head,"Ok stay in that position" 
Master says, "Did you make a bet..?" 
Incenjucar blinks, "A bet? No, I was forcably tied by that Skunkette over
 there. It happens. More or less daily." 
Master says, "Zat so?" 
Incenjucar says, "Now being sucked on and tongue-bathed by a two-ton wolf
 woman, that's slightly more unusual. Slightly. But its been one of those
 days." 
Skunkie giggles. 
Master gags 
Warwick blinks. 
Incenjucar says, "All I can say is, I'm glad neither Mounds, nor the Skunk
 are that big..." 
Master says, "A metric ton?" ^_^ (thats 2 tons) 
You chirr quietly, "No, a furry ton." 
Incenjucar says, "Her toe was the size of my head..." 
Mjod'dis nickers, "No Master a Metric ton is slightly hevier than a ton" 
Master speaks, "Stupid outdated dictionary!" *slams it down*" 
Ronnie purr-growls, "since when is a dictionary outdated???" 
Mjod'dis nickers, "1000 kg = 2240 pounds" 
Master says, "It said a metric ton is approx. 2 tons" 
Incenjucar grits his teeth and pulls his leg down, "Uff.. now, miss
 perfume-rear, if you want to get me in an awkward position, just ask.
 And pay the fee." 
You chirr quietly, "The key word is approximate I guess." 
Mjod'dis nickers, "One ton is 1000 lbs" 
Mjod'dis nickers, "1 ton 2000 lbs" 
Mjod'dis nickers, "ACK!" 
Sslaxx gives Maxie, Mjod'dis and Skunkie strawberries. 
Maxie strawberry-munches. 
Skunkie yummys and nibbles. 
Master says, "I'm allergic to strawberries." 
Master says, "I think..." 
Master says, "..." 
Sslaxx feels dreadful. Allergies. 
Skunkie gives Master a strawberry flavored kiss to find out. 
Mjod'dis gives Sslaxx a Honey cough drop 
Master says, "Ick, I hate them." 
Master sniffles 
Sslaxx smiles. "Thanks." 
Incenjucar scoots away from Skunke, "Gah, another female with loose
 saliva..." 
Mjod'dis eats the strawberry 
Master laughs 
Master says, "Okey..." 
Mjod'dis looks to Incenjucar in his compromised position 
D'Artagnan says, "How is everyone?"
Master says, "I have allergys."
Master sneazes
D'Artagnan erfs, and nods
Sslaxx chuckles.
Incenjucar decompromised himself a bit ago, actually. His ass is no longer
 aimed skyward.
Master sniffles
D'Artagnan offers Master a gas mask?
Master *achoo*
Master says, "Er... thank-you"
Mjod'dis nickers, "Well, freshly showered, not tired, I'd Say Real Good
 right now D'Artagnan"
Master says, "I don't smell."
Master says, "Err.. can't"
Incenjucar takes a few limping steps away from Mjod anyhow.. and decides
 against stealing -her- towel.. one towel a day is more than enough, that
 and she scares the living flame out of him
Sslaxx chuckles.
Incenjucar mutters, "Stupid pretzal cramp.."
Mjod'dis mock-charges Incenjucar
Incenjucar eeks, tries to run, cramps, and falls on his chin, "Umf"
Skunkie mmmms. Pretzels....
Master pats Incenjucar on the back, "There there..."
Skunkie uhs, that's not his back...
D'Artagnan has never had a cramp in his pretzel before...
Master says, "Then WHAT DID I PAT!?"
Incenjucar gets a new reason not to do the pretzal position in public,
 "Gah, don't hurt me, I've been through a lot today. If I weren't so
 perfect, I'd be in someone's intestines by now."
You chirr quietly, "You don't want to know...."
D'Artagnan peers... his intestines are fin without Incenjucar in them...
Incenjucar blinks at Master, "Touch me again and I -will- turn you into
 a pile of ashes and feed you to the Village People."
Incenjucar arches a brow up at Skunkie, "Do me a favor?"
Skunkie hmms?
Incenjucar points at Mjod, "Could you, like, keep Mounds occupied so I can
 get to that telephone pole?"
You chirr quietly, "Looks like she's occupied already. Run fur it!"
Incenjucar says, "Touche`."
Incenjucar picks himself up and limps for the telephone pole, "Tally ho."
Mjod'dis giggles as she sees Incenjucar limp..... but lets him go....
Incenjucar grunts and limps his way to the pole, then procceeds to climb
 it, muttering about cramps all the way up, "You know, it's not fair, you
 don't use something, but you get aches there anyhow."
Incenjucar glances between Mjod and Skunkie, "Now we need to get you two
 hitched so you can't so much as oggle me."
Mjod'dis looks up to Incenjucar, "and if you keep it behind that belt of
 yours it'll hurt even more"
Mjod'dis snorts,"I'm already married, Incenjucar"
Incenjucar blinks, "I am -not- taking off my Belt of Chastity. Not only is
 it stylish, it keeps your grubby hooves off of ...ahem."
Master laughs
Incenjucar arches a brow, "Does that mean your hubby is going to want me
 dead?"
Mjod'dis nickers, "No... just wants you in a 3 some"
Incenjucar blinks, "Fine, but only if Skunkie's the third party."
Mjod'dis nickers, "Ok Skunkie's the 4th...."
Skunkie hmms?
Master hmms, "A foursome?"
Incenjucar blinks, "...Uh.. you're married to a female, right?"
Mjod'dis nickers, "You're the 3rd, Incenjucar"
Master says, "The fantastic four?"
Incenjucar says, "...We all know who Mr. Fantastic is.."
Mjod'dis nickers, "Yup Incenjucar"
Incenjucar adjusts his collar, "Still.. the belt IS stylish.. and I have no
 guarantee you'll let me walk home with my clothes."
Master says, "I am kinda depressed."
Mjod'dis pouncenuzzlewhuffles Master
Master says, "Bang."
Incenjucar says, "...Master, I officially dub you my replacement in the
 orgy."
Master says, "Orgy?I don't even know what that is..." o.o
Skunkie hands Master a dictionary.
( How about an Andgy? )
Incenjucar blinks
( It's kinda like a football game )
Skunkie throws the ball to the spoofer.
Master speaks, "What is 'spoof' anyway?"
( This is )
( And this )
Incenjucar says, "Okay.. I shall reword this.. to maintain my virginity,
 and my pants, I am letting you take my place between a trio of buxom,
 babaliscious femmefurres who have a hankering for some ravaging. That
 better?"
( *dribble* )
Master gasps, "Girls!?Eeek!" :P
Skunkie giggles.
Incenjucar says, "That's what I said.. but.. I'm too pretty to get all hot
 and sweaty. Besides, I think that skunk might test too many of my double
 joints.."
Master laughs evilly
Warwick eyes Skunkie cautiously. :3
Master says, "Bwahahaha..."
Skunkie scritches Warwick uncautiously.
Master says, "What time is it where you people live?"
You chirr quietly, "Right now."
Incenjucar says, "It's tomorrow."
Skunkie smiles.
Incenjucar says, "And orgy time."
Master says, "When else?"
Master says, "Ogre?Wha..?"
Master says, "Kidding."
Incenjucar says, "Orgy time.. what kind of man other than me cares for it
 to be anything BUT orgy time?"
Master says, "It's ogre time!"
Incenjucar says, "...Nai hentai."
Master says, "I don't know japanese yet..." o.o
Incenjucar says, "...Let me guess, you're under 18?"
Skunkie does the introductions then. Master, meet Japaneese. Japanese, this
 is Master.
Incenjucar winces at Skunkie, "I can still use a minor as a substitute,
 right?"
Master says, "Yes, why?"
Incenjucar reposts his line, 'cause it was just that cheesy
Incenjucar says, "Okay.. I shall reword this.. to maintain my virginity,
 and my pants, I am letting you take my place between a trio of buxom,
 babaliscious femmefurres who have a hankering for some ravaging. That
 better?"
Master says, "Minor whatever"
Master says, "Wha..?"
Incenjucar points at Mjod and Skunkie, "Those two, and another female, are
 gonna.. uh.. 'make you a man'. While I cower and heal."
Master says, "I'll take your place, sure whatever."
Mjod'dis grumbles to Incenjucar, "Coward"
Incenjucar nods, "Good. I don't think I wanna know what Mounds does to
 shorter men."
Master says, "As far as I'm concerned I may ALREADY be a man..." :P
Incenjucar wiggles his brows, "Hey, this belt helps keep more than just my
 virginity in tact."
Master says, "Sorry, we don't serve miners here." :P
Master says, "It keeps your pants up!"
Master says, "Player?"
Master says, "i beleve it was 17 or somthing, I forget."
Master says, "AND a mage."
Incenjucar says, "..Anyhow, Mounds, I'm sure Master will be happy to be
 your floss."
Master says, "Floss...? for teeth?"
Incenjucar says, "...Eh heh.. no.."
Mjod'dis looks to Master, "sorry, I do not yiff nor fondle minors"
Master says, "Not fully hoping for that..."
Master says, "Fine by me!"
Incenjucar winces, "Okay.. uh.. you, Warwick!"
Incenjucar says, "Have I got a deal for -you-!"
You chirr quietly, "You don't give up do you?"
Warwick squeeks?
Mjod'dis nickers, "No he doesn't Skunkie..."
Incenjucar says, "Would -you- give up your pants?"
Warwick's ears perk and he looks up at Incenjucar.
Master says, "Well if my real birthday applys to my player, then he's 18
 now :P"
You chirr quietly, "What else could apply?"
Incenjucar points at Mjod and Skunkie, "All yours for the price of sleeping
 with Mounds' wife as well!"
Mjod'dis grumbles... 
Master says, "Ehh..."
Mjod'dis master
Mjod'dis has left.
Incenjucar blinks
Mjod'dis climbs out of the pond.
Mjod'dis shakes off...
Skunkie hands Mjod a towel.
Incenjucar says, "...Just because I'm pretty doesn't mean I'm a sex toy."
Master says, "Jumped into the pond?"
Mjod'dis nickers, "Thank you skunkie"
Master says, "Needed to take a dump?Err... o.o; ...dip?"
Master o.o;
Skunkie .^/=====\~~~
Master says, "What is that... -thing-?"
Mjod'dis looks to Master,"Don't start with me..."
Master says, "I didn't."
Master says, "Don't start with me! :P"
Master says, "What was that sign you made?"
Incenjucar says, "...Just so long as nobody starts, middles, or finishes
 with me..."
Skunkie starts chopping down the telephone pole.
Mjod'dis nickers, "Looks like a skunk, Master...."
Master says, "Oh."
Incenjucar eeks and clings to the pole, "Nooo! No orgies, please, I beg of
 you!"
Skunkie nods.
Master says, "All I saw where a bunch of lines."
You chirr quietly, "That would be the script."
Mjod'dis appriciates ANSI art
Master hmms, "Incenjucar, you sure you din't make a bet?"
Master says, "I'm used to ASCII art but in this case, ANSI."
Incenjucar waves at Master, "Keep up the distraction, they might fall out
 of heat."
Master says, "Umm... okey."
Mjod'dis winks to Incenjucar
Incenjucar shivers, "Don't -do- that, you'll give me nightmares!"
Skunkie drops the axe and gives the pole a push.
Master says, "Wha..?"
Master says, "Uhh..."
Incenjucar blinks twice and goes paralytic
Mjod'dis is already a night-mare
Skunkie giggles.
Master holds the pole back
You tickle Master!
Mjod'dis :disappears in a flash of gold, green and purple.
Mjod'dis has left.
Master giggles and drops the pole
Master says, "Ack!"
Mjod'dis arrives via the quiet Taxi service.
Master says, "Don't tikle me!"
Mjod'dis washed the pond scum off her
Skunkie hasn't seen anyone colondisappear before. ;)
Master says, "I might wet myself! o.o;"
Incenjucar ends up thudding against the ground along with the pole?
Master says, "Don't tickle me again -.-;"
Incenjucar says, "...Tickle him! For all that's good and holy, tickle
 him!"
Master:says, "Please.. -_-;"
You tickle Incenjucar!
Skunkie smiles.
Incenjucar gahs, "No touchie, bad skunk, bad!"
Master says, "Phwew..."
You fluff Master!
Master is fluffed o.o;
Skunkie yups.
Mjod'dis tickles Incenjucar.... with her tail...
Incenjucar tries to crawl away and gacks at the tail, "Gah, cut it out!"
Master says, "Heh heh..."
Mjod'dis swishes her tail and >Whaps< Incenjucar
Master pulls Incenjucar away
Incenjucar acks and turns around, "Cut it out, I'm not your whippin boy!"
Skunkie pulls Incen and Master back.
Master says, "Why do you want to keep your virginity?"
Master acks
Incenjucar says, "...Because these two won't give it back afterwards?"
Master says, "Never mind, now i know o.o;"
Master says, "That's why?"
Master says, "...?
Mjod'dis nickers, "Or he has a fear of being broken by a 645 pound
 horse-babe"
Incenjucar says, "...One carries handcuffs on her, and the other one is
 outright kinky..."
Master says, "Ehhhew..."
Incenjucar says, "...I mean frankly, I don't think I can really do much for
 her..."
Master says, "Hi."
Mjod'dis takes some rope out of her box of goodies....
Incenjucar folds his arms over his chest, "I mean, I'm perfect, but not a
 flipping freak of nature."
Mjod'dis snorts to Incenjucar
Toast squeaks, "Heyaz"
You chirr quietly, "Heyza"
Master speaks, "Hmm..."
Incenjucar acks at the rope, "Well fft, honestly, if you tried to use me
 for anything other than a cushion, you'd kill me before you even wore
 yourself out!"
Master says, "Ehh..."
Master slowly backs away
Mjod'dis grabs Incenjucar and flosses her breasts with him, >Fwoomp,
 Fwoomp< sets him down....
Incenjucar twitches, cramps, and falls on his back, "Ow..."
Skunkie turns Master around so he backs closer instead.
Master says, "EEEK!"
Mjod'dis looks to Master, "Learned that from Red :)"
Master runs in the opposite direction of skunkie!
Warwick watches goings-on, bewildered.
Skunkie is there too.
Incenjucar will definatally not call Red "Mounds" now... "Ow... you almost
 chipped my tooth.."
Master says, "RUN!!!"
Skunkie fiddles with her holoprojector and suddenly appears to be
 everywhere at once!
Incenjucar acks, "I am -not- sleeping with all of you!"
Master says, "Bah, I'm a mage."
Master runs through the holo-skunks
Master says, "Give up?"
Mjod'dis shakes her head
Master...
Skunkie activates a set of force fields making the holo skunks solid.
Incenjucar looks to Mjod, cowering, "Can't we just dress Skunkie up in one
 of my tunics, and you can ravage -her-?"
Master says, "Flys up and over them"
Skunkie erfs.
Master oops
Skunkie adjusts the height setting.
Master says, "What do you want from me!?"
Incenjucar blinks, "Uh.. whatcha doin..?"
Mjod'dis levitates.. catches Master in her arms
Master says, "AAAHHHHH!"
Master leaps up into the air and heads off into the skies above the park.
Master flies down from the skies above and lands.
Master huffs
Incenjucar says, "Hey.. Sslaxx.. buddy.. pal.. do me a favor?"
Skunkie turns off the projector to avoid confusion. And save batteries.
Master laughs
Sslaxx hisses, "What's that, Incen?"
Incenjucar points at Skunkie and Mjod, "Sleep with those two, kay?"
Master laughs evilly
Master says, "Like he'll do that :P"
Sslaxx smirks!
Master says, "Not a chance."
Master says, "With -THEM-?"
Master says, "Actually, they frigten me."
Incenjucar says, "...So.. we got a deal, Sslaxx? you tire them out,
 pleasure them til they can't move, and I run and hide?"
Sslaxx snrrks.
Incenjucar says, "Please?"
Master says, "Pleeeaaaaaasse?"
Mjod'dis looks to Incenjucar, "Sslax hasn't had his required 24 hour
 recovery period from me."
Master says, "Recovery...?"
Master gags
Master laughs
Master says, "Heeey..."
Kibbles meeps, "what?"
Master says, "Master is my name, I ain't no master of anything."
Incenjucar says, "...Keep those two from trying to sleep with me...?"
Skunkie hahs! He admits it!
Kibbles meeps, "which 2?"
Master says, "The only 2..."
You chirr quietly, "Chip and Dale."
J.P._Prime says, "Oh good. So you're not a evil Time Lord bent on
 controlling the Universe."
Sslaxx grins.
Kibbles meeps, "damn you all I just woke up"
Master puts his face in his paws
Incenjucar points at Mjod and Skunkie, "They want to have a foursome."
You chirr quietly, "No, he's just a silly Time Lord bent on controlling the
 Muck"
Sslaxx grins.
Master says, "You two should like eachother and leave us alone :P"
Incenjucar whimpers, "Someday, anybody, any-thing sleep with them so
 they'll stop trying to use me as a bedwarmer already, eesh!"
Kibbles throws herself at Inc. "He's MINE!"
Incenjucar acks, "Not the face!"
Master says, "No, I'm bent on controlling the errors on my stupid
 computer."
Kibbles meeps, "Im not a FLYING hedgehog. Sheesh."
Thakur hmms ...just warm them up in your usual manner,Incen.:)
Master says, "I'm not a flying fox."
Incenjucar says, "Hervy..? Little help?"
Master says, "I just use magic..."
Hervystia says, "With what?"
Incenjucar points at Mjod and Skunkie, "I've been trying to get them to
 stop trying to do questionable things to me for the last hour or so..."
Master says, "But my magic is not very effective against those two!"
Incenjucar says, "I could use an assisst."
Kibbles meeps, "I'd give ya my cluemallet. . ."
Mjod'dis Shakes her head...
Skunkie questions the things Incen is trying to stop. ;)
Incenjucar rubs his head, "I think I'll avoid mallets.."
Skunkie pulls a tiny nerf mallet out of her purse and bops Incen on the
 head with it. *pif*
Master says, "If this place was foggy I could blend in with it and slip
 away..."
Incenjucar acks and curls up into a fetal position, "Gah, and its even an
 abusive relationship!"
Master gets some dry ice
Master blends with the fog
Sslaxx grins.
Skunkie nudges Master as he's handling the dry ice, causing a piece to slip
 down his back.
Incenjucar whimpers, "I just wanna not have sex, is that so wrong?"
Master says, "What?"
Incenjucar twitches
Kibbles meeps, "you sound like my husband. Or me."
Skunkie giggles.
Kibbles meeps, "what did he say? Lets have a 4th baby, you look bored."
Thakur lifts an ear ....hmmm?
Incenjucar twitches, "Reproduction is against my religion?"
Ronnie has a neighbor who just had her 4th child 5 days ago.
Sslaxx licks you!
Master turns all blue from the ice
Skunkie scritches Thakur's lifted ear.
Mjod'dis cuddles Incenjucar, "shhhh, be well, you need to recover..."
Master says, "C-c-cold!"
Master freezes
Skunkie wows atta foxcicle.
Master mumbles, "Don't lick me!"
Incenjucar eeps and hides in his arms, "No touchie! Gah, this redefines
 sexual harrassment, I just want my pants to stay on, doesn't anyone
 understand!?"
Master mumbles
Master thaws
Incenjucar twitches in a pathetic mass of good looks
Doggard Woof's, "How is evry fur this morning?"
Incenjucar dares you to find that sentance ANYWHERE else
You chirr quietly, "skunkish."
Master mumbles angrily
Mjod'dis nickers, "doing well Doggard"
Incenjucar says, "...Twitchy."
Toast squeaks, "Beige."
Doggard Woof's, "Ahh goot to hear....."
Master says, "There are pills for that."
Master says, "Classic Master joke that NEVER got old..."
Skunkie gives Master a pill. Oops, that was another piece of dry ice.
Incenjucar perks up and slips behind Ytaya, "Best place to hide from sexual
 predators.. behind a better target!"
Master says, "C-cold"
Ytaya raises an eyebrow at Incenjucar and steps away from him.
Incenjucar acks and crawls back behind Ytaya, "Don't move!"
Mjod'dis gives Master a warming hug
Ytaya purrs, "Incenjucar, please leave me alone in peace to eat my
 breakfast."
Skunkie puts on thick gloves and stacks the rest of the dry ice around
 Master to keep it away fron the others.
Master looks around and runs in front of Ytaya ^_^
Incenjucar says, "...Can't I just use you for cover? I'm trying to avoid
 getting under the covers..."
Ytaya purrs, "And you can leave me alone too, Master."
Master says, "Use me for cover then"
Master says, "I'll go with the skunk.."
Incenjucar says, "You, Master, are a minor, and useless for cover except
 against pedophiles."
Master says, "Only if I -have- to."
Incenjucar says, "One down, one to flee..."

Ytaya grins at Toast. "It looked fun! I'm gonna try and talk Scruff and
 Wruf into going splits on one sometime.
Ytaya purrs, "We'd need somebody with a video camera :)"
Toast squeaks, "Cool! If ya do, I want pics!"
Toast squeaks, "Oooh. Video. Even better."
You chirr quietly, "Just don't kill any radio stars with it."
Ronnie purr-growls, "live cam is better :)"
Incenjucar says, "Unless you get their autographs beforehand."
Skunkie gets Incenjucar's autograph. Ready for your death scene,
 Mr. Feline?
Incenjucar says, "Better a death scene than a yiff scene, I always say."
Mjod'dis awws to Incenjucar,"You don't want your good looks in future
 generations?"
Incenjucar sticks his tongue out at Skunkie, "I know, how about you leave
 me alone now, and I can sign over my body, and you can do whatever you
 want after I'm dead."
Incenjucar quirks at Mjod, "Perfection can only be diluted over time, and
 I'm damned sure not going to breed with myself."
Kibbles meeps, "you're going to clone yourself, aren't you."
Incenjucar says, "Mini-Me! Perfect, all the females can tie -him- up, and
 I can prance around merily and chastely!"
Neowolf recommends binary fission. He hands Incenjucar an axe.
Incenjucar quirks at the axe, "I don't do heavy metal."

[some discussion on Live Journals cut]

Incenjucar ponders how him writing an IC LJ would go, "Today I was sucked
 on, tongue-bathed, then spent the morning trying to avoid a foursome.
 It's been a slow day. End entry."
Incenjucar hmmms
Kibbles meeps, "people do that"
Kibbles meeps, "have RP journals. Journals for their cat, etc."
Mjod'dis giggles

[...]

Lamar yaps, "No, no Kibbles. Steve is on this big farm now, and they let
 him run and jump around all he wants."
Skunkie runs around Lamar and jumps on him.
Lamar screams, and files sexual harasment suit!
Incenjucar says, "Don't fight it Lamar, take on the skunk, not for
 yourself, but for me! One less hand to slap.."

Incenjucar says, "You win. My daily activities get me bruised, battered,
 and slobbered on."
Charlotte says silkily, "Eek! What daily activities inflict such
 indignities?"
Mariolla quips, "Professional sports? ^___^"
Incenjucar says, "You mean aside from people demanding to have my
 virginity?"
Incenjucar glares at Mjod
Doggard Woof's, "I thought Eek was a Cat?"
Mjod'dis doesn't want Incenjucar's virginity
Incenjucar blinks, "Then what the heck is this about a foursome?"
Incenjucar says, "A tennis match?"
Doggard Woof's, "Haaa no"
Skunkie picks up a raquet (sp?).
Mjod'dis nickers, "Golf"
Sslaxx nuzzles you!
Incenjucar says, "...Wait.. but why would a sports activity require me to
 lose the belt?"
Incenjucar crosses his arms over his chest, "And you can't possibly expect
 me to beleive you use me for breast floss to get rid of -lint-."

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Mjod'dis scritches Incenjucar, lightly, "What do you mean scratching out of
 the way itches?"
Incenjucar blinks at Mjod, "You have another excuse for sliding me between
 your cleavage?"

Doggard Woof's, "Okkk we do have some Young ones tonight....."
Doggard Woof's, "Ok HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS???"
Ceralor merfs, "15"
Lamar yaps, "83"
Ronnie is older than you
Doggard Woof's, "well I dont have to tell Lamar enything..."
Mariolla rehugs Charlotte, and offers her jelly donuts.
Mjod'dis nickers, "player's 30"
Mariolla quips, "Player is 19, if you must know."
Lamar yaps, "You didnt state how I should count tho..."
Incenjucar is twenty, looks thirty, feels fifty
Charlotte's player is 38. You whippersnappers.
Skunkie gropes Incen. "No, you feel younger than that."
Doggard Woof's, "just had my 31"
Incenjucar blinks as Skunkie gets a spark from his belt
Komodo is 19.
Lamar yaps, "You know Charlie, you'll get people calling you an Ancient
 Spider Goddess now... >;)"
Radd s 23.
Skunkie didn't grope that part.
Ash hugs Charlotte!
Charlotte ooohs! "Will they make sacrifices unto me?"
Incenjucar's belt unsparks then, "Yeesh.'
Lamar yaps, "Will you accept donuts as sacrifices?"
Charlotte says silkily, "Almost certainly."
Sslaxx gives Charlotte strawberries.
Skunkie sacrifices a silly cat to Charlotte.
Charlotte finishes off the box of donuts that Mari slipped her earlier.
Doggard presents a Box of Vixens 
Mariolla giggles. "I hope my offering pleases the Ancient Spider Goddess?
 ^___^"
Doggard Woof's, "Fixens enyone?"
You chirr quietly, "Fixed vixens?"
Charlotte giggles and licks her mandibles. "It will do... for now."
Doggard Woof's, "bolth"
ShadowWalker openly sends to all ~~{ Fixed vixens? Is there even such
 thing? <hehe> }
ShadowWalker thinks that a lot of folks would be soooo sad to see fixed
 vixens <chuckle>
Doggard Woof's, "not that im aware of not including FOXPAS"
Mjod'dis sacrifices the Olsen Twins to Charlotte
Charlotte AAAAIEEESS! "Take them away! They're HIDEOUS!"
Doggard Woof's, "sorry its FAUXPAS"
Skunkie steps back to let the fox pass.

Incenjucar says, "Okay, that works too. If you need me Mounds, I'll behind
 the large predator."
Incenjucar slips over towards Charlotte
Skunkie slips around the other way and runs into the cat again. "Hi! Fancy
 meeting you here."
Incenjucar uses the goddess as a chitiny shield
ShadowWalker chuckles at Charlotte, "you have to be treated welll. You
 happen to be the biggest preditor here ;)
Charlotte blinks. "Li'l ol' me?"
Incenjucar pats Charlotte's leg, "Yep, and you're the best wall around."
ShadowWalker grins at Charlotte
Doggard Woof's, "Ohhh eight leggs......;-)"
Mariolla huggles her friend Charlotte. "And the cutest. ^___^"
Skunkie crouches beside Incen. "Who are we hiding from?"
Incenjucar acks, "Charlotte, help!"
Incenjucar ponders shock tactics, and peeks out from behind his hands to
 see if Skunkie's still nearbye
Skunkie sneaks up behind Incen and taps his shoulder. Waits for him to
 turn. "Boo!"
Mjod'dis sneaks behind Incenjucar, and hovers
Incenjucar turns, reaches out, and tries to yank Skunkie's clothing
 straight off, why? Because who'd expect it?
Skunkie eeps!
Skunkie returns the favour more successfully.
Incenjucar acks and loses his tunic?, and busies himself trying to cover
 his lithe, semi-elven physique, "eep!"
Skunkie aaaawcutes.
Mjod'dis winks to Skunkie, "nice catch"
Komodo hisses, "wow... i didnt know there was a down here..."
Incenjucar mutters, "Yes yes, you can see my taught musculature, very
 nice.. can I have my tunic back now? It's cold out here..."
Skunkie didn't know you could learn muscles. ;)
Skunkie pours a sack of eiderdown over Komodo.
Incenjucar huffs, "Tunic, please... I don't do public showings."
Komodo wonders how a skunk managed to get 10 feet in the air...
Skunkie climbed a tree. ;)
Skunkie jumps down again and gives Incen a hug to keep him warm.
Incenjucar grunts and swats at Skunkie, his torso actually rather warm, as
 if he had a fever, "Geah, don't touch the merchandice!"
Komodo throws a tunic at Incenjucar. here you can have this. i ate its old
 resident.
Incenjucar ewwws, "You people don't know how to make warm clothing, and
 this still has some of the old resident.."
Skunkie giggles and lets Incen have his tunic back. With just a pinch of
 itching powder in it.
Incenjucar sniffs at the tunic and notices the powder, then grabs for
 Skunkie's top and tries to drop the powder down her front
Incenjucar shakes the dust out of his tunic and dons it, huffing at the
 skunk